49firstdates

You know that nagging piece of guilt in the pit of your stomach when something is left undone?  Catching up on my blog is such an example, especially because I completed date #49 last Friday*.

*Technically, I may not be at 49.  I missed quite a few dates while “in a relationships” with Hard Drive and I also duplicated a few dates like dog walks at Trout Lake and walks on the seawall.  Nevertheless, we’ll celebrate it now.

Here is an update on my trysts; a play by play in twitter-size bites, 140 characters or less.  Fun for you, easy for me.

@Beaker Fun times but you dropped off the face of Vancouver and I thought I was out of your league. #shameonme #dates1&3

@Captain Tested the waters and divulged my blogging intentions. #fail #date2

@TheDuke You didn’t call. I didn’t care. #date4

@CatHat You wear your cat on your head. #nuffsaid #date5

@Tats You’re so sane and sketchy at the same time. You STILL romance me with flowers, sweet nothings and photos but WE HAVE NEVER MET. #wtf

@SilverFox Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro… and other jokes http://ow.ly/g3OBc #date6&11

@Beancounter This tweet is as void as our chemistry. #date7

@Mohawk Too bad you ran into your ex on eHarmony and got back together. #youwinsomeyoulosesome #date6

@SpinachInSeattle You drove from Seattle. #wasteoftime #brushyourteethalready #date9

@Flanker The food was the best part. Plan time between dentists and dates dumbass. #frozenface #date10

@Tequila Sometimes chemistry is freakin’ ridiculous #IthinkImdatingadrugdealer #hangmyheadinshame #dates12&13&14

@Hybrid Good things come to those who wait. Not in this case. #nofireworks #date15

@Fromage Your sexy texts made me barf in my mouth. Sorry I crushed you. #date16

@TwoStep Some friends don’t need benefits. Glad we’re still connected. #date17&25

@ImKindOfABigDeal So happy we met. You’re my escape. ❤

@OldSchool Was this even a date? #date18

@HardDrive Love that we still hang out and laugh. You’re so cute. #relationship #dates19&21&22&24&26

@Sunshine You were a total DB and I was stuck at your house without a ferry to get home. #lessonlearned #date20

@Pilot I’m so sorry the girl who got away from you ended up being one of my best friends. #awkward #laughedtillIpeed #date23&28&29&30&31&32&35

@GreenGiant Our convos make me happy and your beard smells like home. Happy we clicked. #funtimes #campingbuddy #date25&27&34

@TurkishDelight Sorry I didn’t want to see you again. Kidding, I’m not. #date33

@ToothFairy Fun paddling but limited chemistry. #dontdateadentist http://ow.ly/g3R48 #date36

@EnglishMuffin Not turned on by your flowing locks and attempts at putting your arm around me while cycling. #seriously #date37

@MrIntense Too much cuckoo for this girl; mental medical history on a first date. #TMI #date39

@Woody Wood have liked a second date. #toobad4me #date40

@FancyPants Good till you started an argument to see if I fought fair. #movienight #argofuckyourself http://ow.ly/g3RCb #dates41&42&43&44

@Manboy #thenakedman doesn’t work.  Kindly quit texting me transvestite videos, thanks. #HIMYM http://ow.ly/g3RQU #dates45&47

@Sick&Twisted Medical professional with head of perfectly crazy curly hair. #brokemyheartonthefirstdate #date46

@Familiar Friends first works for me.  Maybe more later? #fingerscrossed #date48&49

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